itsa fukin site for chavs who is fukin pissed off cos burberrys mekin us look bad cos of sellin fur n shit, innit just? Me and me crew finks its propa fukd taht we is made to look like wankers cos of wot sum1 els iz doing fukd up stuf to rabits or woteva. Nobody fukin makes me look like a wanker exept me and me mates, innit?
Innit?
I would boycott Burberry forever if it wasn't for this hideous plaid cap I've had fused to my head.
Innit, mate?
My earrings are almost as big as my head! I got them from Argos.
Ima bit confused cos the only Burberrys jackets ive seen r made out ov mink, which is a kind ov clothes, not a kind ov animal. And I know Burberrys propa well cos I shop there all teh time like even wen I wos littol. Yesterday wen I wos at the shopping centre wiv me mates, I saw a nice Burberry top wich I wud ov got but my frend kev noes this other bloke called kev who can get it for me cheeper cos he noes sumwun wot nicks from ther or summing, innit? Does you needs anyfink nickin? cos I can well get it on da cheap for ya…
Oy, gerroff me. I 'av no fuckin idea wot the fuck ur toking about, but I promis you I will fuckin smash ur fuckin face in if you dont fuck off home rite now, you shitfaced emo wanker. Does that answer the question?
We, the undersigned, petition Burberry to stop selling fur in its stores, on account of it's a bit fucking sleazy, innit? It's singularly unfair that animals are made to suffer horribly for Burberry clothes and that chavs are having their good image tarnished by Burberry's sliding reputation.
