This is a website for chavs who are sick and tired of Burberry making us look bad by selling fur in their shops. Isn't it? As Britain's most prominent representatives of Burberry, we feel that we are entitled to a stake in their brand identity and a legitimate interest in their reputation, which is currently tarnished by the business's decision to associate itself with the vicious cruelty of the fur industry by selling the skins of tortured animals instead of just sticking to those nice plaid baseball caps and jumpers that everyone likes so much.
If Burberry's going to piss all over their reputation like this, then it makes us look bad, innit?
I would boycott Burberry forever if it wasn't for this hideous plaid cap I've had fused to my head.
I gave my mum a Burberry jumper for her 16th birthday this year. Now I wish I hadn't.
When I get finished with a long day of sitting in Macky Dees and being unpleasant to people, all I want to do is relax in a nice car park with a few bottles of cider and 37 of my closest friends and vomit all over my velour tracksuit. I don't want to have to worry about whether the clothes from my favourite shop are ethically sourced!
We, the undersigned, petition Burberry to stop selling fur in its stores, on account of it's a bit fucking sleazy, innit? It's singularly unfair that animals are made to suffer horribly for Burberry clothes and that chavs are having their good image tarnished by Burberry's sliding reputation.