A chav couple with beers in hand

If Burberry's going to piss all over their reputation like this, then it makes us look bad, innit?

Chav giving the bird

I would boycott Burberry forever if it wasn't for this hideous plaid cap I've had fused to my head.



Chav looking mean

I gave my mum a Burberry jumper for her 16th birthday this year. Now I wish I hadn't.

Chav at the shops

When I get finished with a long day of sitting in Macky Dees and being unpleasant to people, all I want to do is relax in a nice car park with a few bottles of cider and 37 of my closest friends and vomit all over my velour tracksuit. I don't want to have to worry about whether the clothes from my favourite shop are ethically sourced!



Chav trying to be sexy with a beer bottle in her mouth

I've been wearing Burberry as long as I can remember – even before I got my first STD. My mum used to take me to the Burberry in our local shopping centre when I was too young to spend every waking hour there making unintelligible threats to passers-by and shouting obscenities at people for no fucking reason. I'd hate to have to stop wearing Burberry clothes, but if they can't bloody well be classy, then it's back to the tracksuits for me.

Angry chav

If you'd asked me a few years ago, I might have had at least a vaguely intelligible opinion on the subject, but ever since I've discovered football hooliganism and binge drinking, I'll go along with pretty much anything my peer group appears to condone, so I wouldn't go so far as to speak out against Burberry's support of the fur industry unless that's what everyone else is doing. Does that answer the question?




Petition

We, the undersigned, petition Burberry to stop selling fur in its stores, on account of it's a bit fucking sleazy, innit? It's singularly unfair that animals are made to suffer horribly for Burberry clothes and that chavs are having their good image tarnished by Burberry's sliding reputation.

Petition Signatures
Kevin
Innit?
Alfie
Innit?
Shazzer
Innit?
Chardonnay
Wot the fuk r u lot on about?
Tiffany
My 11 kids will go naked until Burberry stops this!

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